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Funny chats and funny momments 7 years 1 month ago #3570

i just fail to comprehend how that monstrosity is efficient

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Funny chats and funny momments 6 years 10 months ago #3766

[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 296: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1B03C).
[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 293: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1B03C).
[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 334: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1A03B).
[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 337: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1A03C).
[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 299: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1B03C).
[01:49] * +ttd-srv15 * !! Podgorica Transport (1/Red) had a crash (vehicle ID 303: road vehicle was destroyed by a train at 0x1B03C).
[01:50] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): Arcadium, make some bridges
[01:51] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): that's a road bridge ^^
[01:52] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): :)
[01:52] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): sorry what?
[01:52] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): you fixed it ^^
[01:53] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): oh the bridges
[01:53] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): I entered ingame because saw many RV's being destroyed by trains ^^
[01:53] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): yeah lol
[01:53] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): damn trains cant control themselves
[01:53] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): hehe ^^
[01:54] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): some players destroy RV's intentionally
[01:54] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): not me
[01:54] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): mine are all essential :x
[01:55] <+ttd-srv15> Arcadium (Red): had to reclone all of them -_-
[01:55] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): well, was your fault ^^
[01:55] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): always make bridges :P
[01:55] <+ttd-srv15> ST2 (Spectator): because I think train drivers go faster only to hit a RV :D


02:02] * +ttd-srv9 * ---> DNK has joined the game
[02:02] * +ttd-srv9 * >> has joined spectators
[02:02] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): !votekick DNK
[02:02] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? !votekick!voterestart (#13/1 (Dark Blue)/DE) has started a vote to kick DNK
[02:02] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): ;) XD
[02:02] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): just a joke
[02:02] <+ttd-srv9> DNK (Spectator): !vote
[02:02] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? Vote by !votekick!voterestart (#13/1 (Dark Blue)/DE) was accepted.
[02:02] * +ttd-srv9 * <--- DNK has left the game (kicked by server)
[02:02] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): LOOOOOOOOL
[02:08] * +ttd-srv9 * ---> ST2 has joined the game
[02:08] * +ttd-srv9 * >> ST2 has joined spectators
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> ST2 (Spectator): hey :)
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): hi ST2:)
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): playing #9 without trainz!
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): it works
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> ST2 (Spectator): hahaha :D
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): 700 vehicles
[02:09] <+ttd-srv9> !votekick!voterestart (Dark Blue): looks like ant invasion


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[16:23] <+ttd-srv13A> PiranNinja (White): you pee on the city
[16:23] <+ttd-srv13A> Peping (Green): lol
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Funny chats and funny momments 6 years 6 months ago #4225

and... a new round. Hope you enjoy :D
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[22:55:00] <Sylf> so, you build 5 bus stations in the middle of the town, unleash 1 bus to service them, build road grids everywhere, and it'll keep growing
[22:56:01] <Sylf> and the town should hate you for only providing 1 bus for the town of 1 million, but actually they'll love you according to the town rating
 
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[01:39:58] <+ttd-srv2> Hurlbag (Red): wow
[01:40:04] <+ttd-srv2> Hurlbag (Red): 40 people in a helicoptor
[01:40:12] <+ttd-srv2> Hurlbag (Red): they must all be contortionists
 
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[23:11:22] <+ttd-srv15> Nukedude (Pink): why didnt they continue the series tho?
[23:11:40] <+ttd-srv15> Nukedude (Pink): we americans sit at home watching it instead of running outside
[23:11:47] <+ttd-srv15> Shifter619 (Green): yep
[23:11:50] <+ttd-srv15> Nukedude (Pink): OBJECTION!
[23:11:54] <+ttd-srv15> Nukedude (Pink): There are musquitos
 
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[21:19:00] <+ttd-srv6> WS3023 (Red): !login UEFA
[21:17:23] <xOR> soccer fan
 
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[12:03:31] * +ttd-srv12 * !! Unnamed (3/Orange) had a crash (vehicle ID 377: train collision at 0x20857).
[12:03:31] * +ttd-srv12 * !! Unnamed (3/Orange) had a crash (vehicle ID 468: train collision at 0x20457).
[12:03:48] <+ttd-srv12> Kuchen (Pink): Orange's trains have some serious suicidal tendancies.
[12:04:07] <+ttd-srv12> Abuseb (Orange): i know 
 
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[21:32:04] <+ttd-srv12> Retsil (Green): !RESETME
[21:32:12] <+ttd-srv12> Opuliwaaf (Purple): dont reset you! :(
[21:32:51] <+ttd-srv12> Player #1 (Spectator): reset all companies and watch Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (1971) film!
[21:32:56] <+ttd-srv12> Opuliwaaf (Purple): !score
 
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[17:57:31] <+ttd-srv2> Inscius (Green): 2 eur company value, if I sold my company now, I could buy an Ice cream!
[17:57:49] <+ttd-srv2> Blecha100 (Red): yayyyy! ^^
 
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[18:14:33] <+ttd-srv1> player (Grey): GO Europe
[18:14:38] <+ttd-srv1> MafJose (Red): :D
[18:14:40] * +ttd-srv1 * ---> Player (#257/IP/IT) has joined the game
[18:14:40] * +ttd-srv1 * # Player (#257/IP/IT) has started company 6 ()
[18:14:40] * +ttd-srv1 * <x> Player (#257/6 (Green)/IT) has changed his/her name to Pupimobili
[18:14:41] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): xDDD
[18:14:48] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): aah italy :D
[18:14:50] * +ttd-srv1 * ---> GoodOldJacob (#255/IP/AU) has joined the game
[18:14:51] * +ttd-srv1 * >> GoodOldJacob (#255/IP/AU) has joined company 4 (Pink)
[18:14:52] <+ttd-srv1> MafJose (Red): lets hope a player from Greece wont join
[18:14:57] * +ttd-srv1 * <--- Pupimobili (#257/IP/6 (Green)/IT) has left the game (leaving)
[18:15:01] <+ttd-srv1> MafJose (Red): takes our economy down
[18:15:04] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): yayyy australia :D
[18:15:07] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): best part of europe xD
[18:15:11] <+ttd-srv1> player (Grey): Economy will go down the shitter
[18:15:15] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): lol
 
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[20:37:04] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): no really. everyone speaks like 3 languages, youre super smart
[20:37:21] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): try finding a german who speaks english as good as us and youre lucky
[20:37:34] <+ttd-srv1> MafJose (Red): yeah but the reason is simple
[20:38:07] <+ttd-srv1> MafJose (Red): we need so we could survive :D germany is so big and not so dependant of others
[20:38:09] <+ttd-srv1> ShareholderMeow (Pink): you need to be able to call the americans for help, once putin invades!
 
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[21:53:01] <+ttd-srv12> Shucevi (Green): oh, there's  a girl i really like but i cant find her :)
[21:53:29] <+ttd-srv12> montana (Blue): you dont find her here :p
 
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[22:00:46] <+ttd-srv15> Ocihatif (Red): Well my Truck bussiness is quite reliable but not very quick
[22:01:58] <+ttd-srv15> Alovofe (Dark Blue): I should really stop hiring hobos to pilot my top tier planes
 
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[04:22:19] <+ttd-srv28> [Selftest] WARNING! Very much physical memory in use (300 MB)!
[04:24:07] <+DNK> physical memory, be carefull, better to forget something unnecessary to leave space
[04:24:26] <~ST2> xD
[04:24:51] <~ST2> machine where is that server have 16GB of RAM
[04:25:07] <~ST2> but better keep it clean or problems will spread out :P
[04:25:28] <+DNK> spreding not allowed
[04:25:40] <~ST2> hehe xD
 
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[22:12:29] <+ttd-srv12> Cekab (Grey): its forbidden, just like entering a airfield to meet a girl that studies to become an airfield, without permission
[22:12:37] <+ttd-srv12> Cekab (Grey): (pilot :D)
[22:12:55] <+ttd-srv12> jelle (Spectator): you met a girl that wanted to become an airfield?
[22:13:02] <+ttd-srv12> jelle (Spectator): thats hardcore
 
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[15:45:58] <Samu> it's getting bigger
[15:47:15] <chillcore> that is what adam said too when he told eve to step back
[15:47:28] <chillcore> "no clue how big this thing will get"
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Funny chats and funny momments 5 years 11 months ago #4903

and from times to times, this happens ^^
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[21:34:34] <+ttd-srv17> Nrcullen98 (Light Blue): I build a train at Sausageburg :)
[21:34:42] <+ttd-srv17> Slickjam (Dark Blue): lol
[21:34:47] <+ttd-srv17> Apuke (Brown): lol
[21:34:50] <+ttd-srv17> Inscius (Mauve): no females allowed
 
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[00:15:49] <+ttd-srv17> Bakeasun (Grey): money talks
[00:16:10] <+ttd-srv17> Inscius (Mauve): actually, it doesn't
[00:16:25] <+ttd-srv17> Inscius (Mauve): money lacks the ability to communicate verbally
 
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[21:20:54] <+ttd-srv3> RákosGeci (Orange): hey pink, you have  a jam
[21:21:15] <+ttd-srv3> Unregistered571413 (Pink): I like jam! :-)
[21:21:17] <+ttd-srv3> Unregistered571413 (Pink): (thanks)
[21:21:18] <+ttd-srv3> Unregistered413327 (Red): :D
[21:21:37] <+ttd-srv3> RákosGeci (Orange): my favourite flavor is traffic jam
[21:21:46] <+ttd-srv3> Unregistered413327 (Red): :D
 
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[17:08:59] <+ttd-srv17> Robi (Red): oopen ttd needs an expansion pack :-D "greece"
[17:09:08] <+ttd-srv17> Quintentje1998 (Green): why
[17:09:22] <+ttd-srv17> Robi (Red): harder level to build a company in greece ^^
[17:09:30] <+ttd-srv17> Quintentje1998 (Green): true
 
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[19:50:14] <@ttd-srv99> Knogle (Spectator): good luck :P
[19:50:22] <@ttd-srv99> orlinoss (Spectator): *after
[19:50:51] <@ttd-srv99> orlinoss (Spectator): I don't mind the climate
[19:50:56] <@ttd-srv99> orlinoss (Spectator): Are we changin'?
[19:51:00] <@ttd-srv99> Knogle (Spectator): Nah.. Its like lesbian sex, I like to watch.
 
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[22:53:21] <+ttd-srv17> Azat (Blue): but after producing things for years, won't they run out from their stuffs? (like coal) are they indefinite?
[22:53:47] <+ttd-srv17> tomb (Yellow): they do not run out
[22:53:47] <+ttd-srv17> Azat (Blue): it's strange that they never close
[22:53:53] <+ttd-srv17> Azat (Blue): thanks :)
[22:53:54] <+ttd-srv17> tomb (Yellow): :)
[22:54:22] <+ttd-srv17> Azat (Blue): our planet could have some mines like these :D 
[22:54:38] <+ttd-srv17> tomb (Yellow): yeah :)
 
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[00:49:44] * +ttd-srv7 * !! Odehevapi (#294/5 (Dark Blue)/RO) has requested an admin (Reason: placed sign "admin blok" - at 270x40 (0x510E)).
[00:49:50] * +ttd-srv7 * !! Admin ST2 (Account 'ST2') has acknowledged the admin request.
[00:50:10] <+ttd-srv7> ST2 (Spectator): fastly removed
[00:50:29] <+ttd-srv7> ST2 (Spectator): but logs dnt lie: Balatro, do NOT repeat, ok?
[00:50:38] <+ttd-srv7> Balatro (Blue): sure
[00:50:42] <+ttd-srv7> Balatro (Blue): sorry
[00:50:44] <+ttd-srv7> Mike the Talking Cat (Spectator): i bet his ass cheeks are so tight right now that he could cut metal plates
[00:50:54] <+ttd-srv7> ST2 (Spectator): lol
[00:51:05] <+ttd-srv7> Balatro (Blue): rofl
 
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[15:29:22] <+ttd-srv12A> Ozasp (Dark Green): how to make inhabitants?
[15:29:45] <+ttd-srv12A> RoyalT (Yellow): you should put a man and a women in a bed
[15:29:51] <+ttd-srv12A> Ozasp (Dark Green): :D
[15:29:52] <+ttd-srv12A> m1 (Spectator): :)
[15:29:56] <+ttd-srv12A> RoyalT (Yellow): and than after 9 months you have +1

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Funny chats and funny momments 5 years 10 months ago #4916

[16:46] <+ttd-srv7> Ucig (Green): !admin someone stole my company
[16:46] <+ttd-srv7> Ucig (Green): give it back
[16:46] <+ttd-srv7> Ucig (Green): u noob



+ttd-srv12A> player (Yellow): i think they will need you soon in Nepal, id12 :D
[02:20] <+ttd-srv12A> Dju (Pink): !cv
[02:20] <+ttd-srv12A> id12 (Mauve): why?
[02:20] <+ttd-srv12A> player (Yellow): cause you know how to build cities in mountain areas :)
[02:20] <+ttd-srv12A> id12 (Mauve): :-) yes... they need a lot of help
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Funny chats and funny momments 5 years 10 months ago #4918

in honor of good player Saber
[19:53] <Saber> good morning!
[19:53] <superMclone> Hey Saber, want to get on teamspeak so l can have a direct communication to an admin?
[19:53] <Saber> but im not admin :)
[19:53] <Saber> thats DNK
[19:53] <Saber> but seriously
[19:53] <Saber> if you want to get admin you should apply moderator on btpro.nl
[19:53] <superMclone> Nah
[19:53] <superMclone> l don't want the admin obligations
[19:53] <Saber> then i would never say anything about you hopping on every guy you find :D
[19:53] <Saber> because its very little stuff u bother people about ^^
[19:53] <superMclone> Well you know, sometimes you have to ^_^^
[19:53] <Saber> hah.. so u just feel the urge to make people mad :D
[19:53] <Saber> fine by me :p
[19:53] <superMclone> Exactly Saber
[19:53] <superMclone> It's not helping the community, it's not keeping the rules understood and followed
[19:53] <superMclone> ;D
[19:53] <superMclone> ;D
[19:53] <Saber> well evenakes some time :)
[19:53] <superMclone> Yeah, if they dont follow the rules 100% they will some day be told by some player its unfair
[19:53] <Saber> it just t yeah
[19:53] <Saber> and with such small things they do that is wrong it doesnt really help them at all
[19:53] <Saber> like that 3x3 tile thing u just mentioned.. its in a 700 city with 120 pax monthly..
[19:53] <superMclone> But that one dude that DNK dealt with
[19:53] <Saber> its so useless one want to laugh :D
[19:53] <Saber> so i cant blame em for being noob
[19:53] <superMclone> :p
[19:53] <Saber> and they just try to make their stuff "better" :)
[19:53] <superMclone> "better" by breaking the rules though :D
[19:53] <Saber> well the stations was adjacent so it wasnt really that much spreading
[19:53] <Saber> and spreading in such useless city just makes it laughable :)
[19:53] <superMclone> Still, l like to nitpick
[19:53] <Saber> yep noticed :)
[19:53] <***> Playback Complete.
[19:53] <superMclone> It would be hard not to notice :D
[19:53] <Saber> indeed when you just between servers :D
[19:53] <Saber> jump*
[19:53] <superMclone> l sometimes just between servers too
[19:53] <superMclone> but mostly jump :
[19:53] <superMclone> :)
[19:54] <superMclone> So is there an admin here l can have a hotline to? :D
[19:55] <Saber> DNK probably
[19:55] <superMclone> l haven't seen him since l called that Def guy
[19:57] <superMclone> So you're not an admin Saber?
[19:57] <Saber> Nope =)
[19:57] <superMclone> How come you could speak to the chat without being ingame? Or is that an IRC thing?
[19:58] <Saber> But maybe some day.. Sometimes admins arent around and im just started to do fulltime irc here and nova
[19:58] <Saber> there are plenty of sabotagers at times
[19:58] <Saber> and thats when admins are needed the most
[19:58] <superMclone> But right now, not many :P
[19:59] <Saber> well... DNK... sometimes gelder.. hsquishy
[19:59] <Saber> but sometimes its empty
[20:00] <+DNK> forgot Chizzle
[20:00] <superMclone> Hey bro
[20:01] <+DNK> hello
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