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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3030

if you leave a train with 240 passengers for 2 years, did you technically kidnap them?


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I almost died laughing at some of these! Thanks for posting them!

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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3039

[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): greetings from your western neighbor
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): ours worst enemys
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): :DD
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): :)))
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): what a nonsense
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): you are not my enemy :D
[23:01] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): and I don't like anyone who says that
[23:02] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): we are now right?
[23:02] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): i must win
[23:02] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): :P
[23:02] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): may fortune favor the bold :D

[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): oh no
[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): I'll tell you who is our common enemy
[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): it's the most hideous villain of all
[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): so dreadful, so hated by all
[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): TERRAFORMING LIMIT :D
[23:03] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): lol
[23:04] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): I imagine Satan fapping to the terraforming limit warning box

[23:04] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): I theorize
[23:04] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): that the Angel that Sinned
[23:04] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): is performing self-reflexive sexual action
[23:05] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): when the terraforming limit sign is active
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3040

[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): Actually I had a nightmare about K1
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): the goal wasn't 15,000,000,00
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): but 15,000,000,000,000
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> vGelder (Spectator): haha
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): 1000x more
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): 1000 years map
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> vGelder (Spectator): well, I certainly won't be building full time on that :P
[23:22] <+ttd-srv5> Liviu (Yellow): :))
[23:23] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): yeah
[23:23] <+ttd-srv5> Tschokky (White): even Death would grow old on that
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3041

OMG im famous lol B)

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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3043

Aaaand the game threw me out from that quoted session when my company was at 97% and could not rejoin... thanks a lot...

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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3044

Unless the server crashed the most likely causes are that your connection got too slow/timed out or your PC can't keep up. To use a familiar quote:
"Blame it on your ISP"

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