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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3099

P.S.: I have something to say: Good luck on finals ;)
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 4 months ago #3116

[23:33] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): but i didn thought dirk would know them
[23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): thaaanks
[23:33] <+Chizzle> 10say I wish I didn't know them :(
[23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): I do know Boris Johnson
[23:33] <@vGelder> 10say I think Boris Johnson is better known Than Nigella Lawson
[23:33] <@vGelder> 10say but that might just be me
[23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): never heard of that one yea
[23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): i think nigella is more famous
[23:34] <@vGelder> 10say I seriously doubt that, who the hell is Nigella?
[23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): because people like food, not politics
[23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): and she´s quite lovely for her age
[23:34] <@vGelder> 10say yeah, but the entire world knows Johnson, because of the Olympics and because of Top Gear :P
[23:34] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): my mother is quite lovely for her age as well, makes delicious food... no one knows her tho
[23:34] <@vGelder> 10say LOL
[23:35] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): and the night he cycled by and saved a women from some violent teenagers
[23:35] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): lol dirk
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 3 months ago #3181

Just a few more ^^
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[06:08:53] <+ttd-srv1> WOOFERZ (Blue): this game usually lasts 3-4 hours.
[06:09:12] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): AH
[06:09:15] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): *Ah
[06:09:28] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): (didnt mean to sound so shocked)

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[23:19:21] <+ttd-srv4> tomate (Spectator): Brain (Spectator), please type ENTER to answer the chat and speak with me. Thanks !
[23:19:32] <+ttd-srv4> Brain (Spectator): ENTER

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[23:29:16] <+ttd-srv15> AxolotlBL (Spectator): yellow I recommend you use no road-to-train crossings at all because those will result in wrecks
[23:29:31] <+ttd-srv15> Quaky (Orange): :)
[23:29:38] <+ttd-srv15> Quaky (Orange): I love risks
[23:29:43] <+ttd-srv15> AxolotlBL (Spectator): :P

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[00:13:48] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): now I ask where to prolong it))
[00:14:02] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): what station
[00:14:02] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): kk
[00:14:08] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): :D
[00:14:50] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): don't know where to go whit this goods?
[00:15:19] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): don\t know what is kk
[00:15:21] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): to the textil factory :)
[00:15:31] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): okay = kk
[00:15:41] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): kk)

######## OH! The irony :S
[20:11:04] * +ttd-srv17 * !! i like trains Transport (5/Yellow) had a crash (vehicle ID 1636: train collision at 0x6694C).
[20:11:06] * +ttd-srv17 * !! i like trains Transport (5/Yellow) had a crash (vehicle ID 5197: train collision at 0x6694C).

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[21:31:39] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): somebody ask how? :-)
[21:31:41] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): yeah
[21:31:43] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): me
[21:31:45] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): lo
[21:31:47] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): lol*
[21:31:48] * +ttd-srv10 * <--- Player (#31/IP/255 (Spectator)/US) has left the game (kicked by server)
[21:31:57] * +ttd-srv10 * ---> Player (#35/IP/US) has joined the game
[21:31:58] * +ttd-srv10 * # Player (#35/IP/US) has started company 1 ()
[21:32:00] * +ttd-srv10 * <x> Player (#35/1 (Pink)/US) has changed his/her name to Kekagizif
[21:32:07] <+ttd-srv10> Kekagizif (Pink): who knew you got kicked for spelling errors XD
[21:33:07] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): you have been kicked?
[21:33:09] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): :-)
[21:33:14] <+ttd-srv10> Kekagizif (Green): yeah i was typing too fast

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[00:51:48] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Red): ST2 what do you think is the major key of city choice
[00:52:06] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Red): or what will be in this tourney
[00:52:15] <@ST2> no idea :(
[00:52:24] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Red): so do I
[00:52:44] <@ST2> maybe some flat space around... and big cities in a distance that gives you many cash delivering pax to the town
[00:53:00] <@ST2> too much close don't give many cash
[00:53:10] <@ST2> and money will be very important
[00:53:10] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Red): yeap
[00:53:33] <@ttd-srv99> vinnie264 (Pink): cause I can't go to the strip club without money :D
[00:53:36] <@ttd-srv99> vinnie264 (Pink): just kiddin

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[23:07:31] <+ttd-srv5> dinandj (Red): i quit
[23:07:46] <+ttd-srv5> Commodore (White): good for you
[23:07:55] <+ttd-srv5> dinandj (Red): can have my comp
[23:08:00] * +ttd-srv5 * <--- dinandj (#13/IP/3 (Red)/NL) has left the game (leaving)
[23:08:15] <+ttd-srv5> Commodore (White): darn, thought he meant computer

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[01:33:59] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): only one city is in the green
[01:34:03] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): no  jackpot
[01:34:10] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): !voterestart
[01:34:12] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? ...*... (#8/255 (Spectator)/DE) has started a vote to restart the game with a new map.
[01:34:15] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? Vote by ...*... (#8/255 (Spectator)/DE) was accepted.
[01:34:20] * +ttd-srv9 * ----- The game has been (re)started -----
[01:34:26] * +ttd-srv9 * ---> ...*... (#9/IP/DE) has joined the game
[01:34:27] * +ttd-srv9 * >> ...*... (#9/IP/DE) has joined spectators
[01:35:13] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): u know chatroulette??? now we have ...maproulette !! :))))
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 1 month ago #3450

and I was thinking that players were missing some of this ^^
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[21:12:13] * +ttd-srv12A * *** GOAL REACHED! Diablo Transport (7/Dark Green) (Diablo) has won this game!!!
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[21:12:29] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Spectator): yeah, go to hell Diablo =D
[21:12:33] <+ttd-srv12A> mlg_faze_m8 (Spectator): heil diablo
[21:12:35] <+ttd-srv12A> Diablo (Dark Green): i am in the hell:))
[21:12:38] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Spectator): there where i came from
[21:12:39] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Spectator): there's internet in hell? that's awsome

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[23:56:10] <~ST2> 12asay PaddoBoy, hide your candies...  fOur2O will take them on 1st chance :P
[23:56:38] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): awwww
[23:56:49] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): did you have to tell him that?
[23:56:52] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): =/
[23:57:07] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): now no easy candy for me =/
[23:57:50] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): I swear I only wanted to check flavors!
[23:57:53] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): I would put em away
[23:58:46] <+ttd-srv12A> PaddoBoy (Red): i know a good dentist... all that candy must be bad for you ;)
[23:59:08] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): yeah, candy and amphetamine is bad for teeth

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[02:55:04] * +ttd-srv12A * !! navaz Transport (5/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 390: train collision at 0xA70E7).
[02:55:07] * +ttd-srv12A * !! navaz Transport (5/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 313: train collision at 0xA68E6).
[02:55:27] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): wow
[02:55:31] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): !cv
[02:57:50] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): a great tradegy occured on our town station
[02:58:01] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): yes
[02:58:03] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): a drunk train driver killed 200 people
[02:58:13] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): we would like to ask you all for a minute of silence
[02:58:23] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): oh the humanity
[02:58:29] <+ttd-srv12A> DNK (Green): :D
[02:58:33] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): no !cvs, !goals, !scores and whatnot
[02:58:34] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): we are sorry for any family members lost by your cities inhabitants
[02:58:48] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): !cv
[02:59:06] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): but fuck em, this is capitalism! the mail was more valuable!

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[18:34:42] <Eddi|zuHause> @seen experts
[18:34:43] <@DorpsGek> Eddi|zuHause: I have not seen experts.
[18:34:53] <TrueBrain> @seen dickheads
[18:34:53] <@DorpsGek> TrueBrain: I have not seen dickheads.
[18:34:55] <TrueBrain> well, I see plenty

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[10:17:00] <+ttd-srv12> Unregistered359980 (Yellow): come on yellow ffs..
[10:17:04] <+ttd-srv12> Unregistered359980 (Yellow): why r u this slow
[10:18:26] <+ttd-srv12> fOur20 (Grey): I don't think he's playin
[10:18:32] <+ttd-srv12> catattack (Purple): you can't rush art

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[16:49:55] <+ttd-srv13A> Harrycompany (Green): competition is allowed
[16:50:28] <+ttd-srv13A> Mads (Pink): very low
[16:50:52] <+ttd-srv13A> Harrycompany (Green): dont whine, it makes me feel guilty

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[14:34:18] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): ah
[14:34:21] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): give me money
[14:34:27] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): I cannot play w\o money 
[14:34:28] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): :)
[14:34:32] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): I have a wife

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[12:44:39] *** ChanServ sets channel #btpro-chat mode +o Wolfe
[13:00:17] <Falco> whoo let the dogs out Wolfe Wolfe Wolfe !

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[22:33:36] <+ttd-srv30> DNK (Spectator): all that humor from foreign language, sometimes dont know to laugh or to cry?
[22:33:42] <+ttd-srv30> DNK (Spectator): :)
[22:34:14] <+ttd-srv30> ST2 (Spectator): you must laugh... tears are no good to drink :P
[22:34:35] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): And what if you cry from laughing?
[22:34:38] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): :-D
[22:35:20] <+ttd-srv30> ST2 (Spectator): then pick Tequilla, since tears are salty ^^
[22:35:41] <+ttd-srv30> B.B.R (Spectator): and you can suck the lemons that life gave you afterwards :D
[22:35:46] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): mmm :-D

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[00:59:56] <+ttd-srv12A> timmeh (Green): damn mail...
[01:00:05] <+ttd-srv12A> CJ's Transport (Pink): yeah, difficult one
[01:00:35] <+ttd-srv12A> timmeh (Green): they have internet and whatsapp :-p
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 1 month ago #3568



Reckon someone got a bit carried away when building their junction?
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Funny chats and funny momments 12 years 1 month ago #3569

That is actually bannable
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